0:00 - DOCTOR FORREST, DIAL 118, PLEASE. DR. FORREST, PLEASE DIAL 1-1-8. - [sighs] DON? - YES, I'M HERE. - PROMISE YOU'LL NEVER FORGET ABOUT ME. - YES. OF COURSE. - PROMISE ME YOU'LL TAKE CARE OF OUR LITTLE GIRL. AND LOVE HER. - YES, WITH ALL MY HEART.
0:35 - PROMISE ME YOU'LL STAY STRONG FOR HER. - YES, YES. I PROMISE. - AND PROMISE ME YOU'LL NEVER SLEEP WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. - [clicking] I HEAR YOU. - PROMISE ME YOU'LL TAKE CARE OF MR. BIG FLUFFY TAIL? - YES. YES, YES, YES, DONE.
1:06 THAT CAT WILL BE THE MOST LOVED CAT IN THE WORLD. - AND THAT YOU WON'T LOOK AT PORN. - AHH. - HUH? - [speaking gibberish] - IS THAT YES? - CHECKY, CHECKY, CHECKY, CHECKY, CHICKETY, CHICKETY, CHICKETY CHECK. - NO PORNOGRAPHY. - BUSTER BROWN SAYS WHAT? - IS THAT A YES? - YO BETTER BELIEVE I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID, GIRL.
1:39 - YOU LOVE ME, RIGHT? - YES, I LOVE YOU. YES. - AND WE'RE SOUL MATES, RIGHT? - YES. - SO YOU WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER THINK OF SOMEONE ELSE WHILE MASTURBATING, RIGHT? - [as robot] MESSAGE RECEIVED. - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. IS THAT A YES? - YO COMPRENDE. - IS THAT A PROMISE? - [goofy voice] YOUR REQUEST HAS BEEN FILED. - SAY YOU PROMISE.
2:10 - FORGET ABOUT, HUH? HUH? - I NEED TO HEAR YOU SAY IT. - IT. - I--NO, SAY, "I PRO-- I PROMISE." - YOU PROMISE. - YOU--YOU PROMISE. SAY IT. - OKAY, "I PROMISE." - NO AIR QUOTES. - ♪ PROMISES ARE THINGS THAT MOTHERS-- ♪ - SAY IT, SAY IT! - I PROMISE, I PROMISE. - WHAT ARE YOU PROMISING? - I PROMISE WHAT YOU SAID.
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