0:00 [Music] i can't believe you stole you walked out with it you stole why would i steal glitter i already have a sparkling personality tell it to the cops or your cellmate you're so smart why are you acting like this maybe i don't want to be smart i have to sit down being smart sucks it's the reason we moved here from arkansas my parents never yelled at each other before that it's just better to be normal
0:30 it works for me but i also have good cheekbones why do you ask do you remember paige of course brilliant little girl i know but she says that she doesn't want to be smart anymore well perhaps she's experiencing some sort of identity crisis is it possible her ex is dating someone who seems better for her in every imaginable way i'm confused so am i how do i make her
1:00 understand that being smart is the best might i suggest instead of trying to fix her problem you just listen when i was in the psychiatric ward i learned that people who are struggling emotionally often just need to be heard hmm sounds difficult but i suppose i could try another thing i learned in the hospital is that some people believe they're weird mole men living in tunnels deep inside the earth
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